BRAIN™
PROTEIN
A LITTLE EMERGENCY FOOD
HALLOWEEN EDITION · 2026
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THE HALLOWEEN DROP / SAN FRANCISCO

BRAIN
PROTEIN™

HALLOWEEN EDITION NO. 001

Fuel for the walking dead.

Instant ramen meets instant protein.
Premium sardines in tomato sauce.

Free San Francisco delivery on the first drop. Everyone else can join the waitlist.

CAMPAIGN CONCEPT · PRODUCT PACKAGING MAY DIFFER

THE TIN THAT GETS IT

YOUR RAMEN HAS
A NEW ROOMMATE.

Premium sardines in tomato sauce.

Real protein. Omega-3s. Ready to eat. A convenient upgrade to your late-night meal, no culinary degree required.

MEET YOUR MATCH ↗
Illustrative Halloween campaign artwork with mockup sardine packaging.

CAMPAIGN ARTWORK · ILLUSTRATED PACKAGING IS NOT THE ACTUAL PRODUCT

Actual product photography, ingredients, allergens, net weight, and nutrition details will be added once verified.

PICK YOUR RATIONS

CHOOSE YOUR
BRAINS.

Free delivery in San Francisco.
Everyone else: join the waitlist.

01 / THE ORIGINAL✳

SINGLE
BRAIN

One tin. A small act of self-preservation.

$10 / 1 TIN

THE FINE PRINT, UP FRONT. Free local delivery in San Francisco for the first drop. Delivery timing will be confirmed before ordering opens. Outside SF? Join the waitlist.

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DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD

THE NEXT DROP IS COMING.

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Next-batch availability may extend into December 2026.

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THE NEXT DROP.

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